Million Dollar Children's Book Ideas

Based on my recent trip to the children's section of the bookstore, I believe any one of these would touch off a million-dollar children's book series.

• Daddy Is Dumb, Mommy Is Smart
• The Day I Started Pooping And Never Stopped
• Every Girl Is A Beautiful Princess And Other Unrealistic Expectations
• Generic Product Tie-In And The Firetruck
  
• Let's Make Noise!