Checklist

latté-sipping	Nope
grant-sucking	Nope
Jack Layton-David Miller-NOW Magazine-lovin'	Yup
lifestylist	this is not a word
yuppie	Nope
hippie	Yup
hipster	Yup
neighbourhood-gentrifying	Yup, sorry
all-organic eating	Nope
guerilla-gardening	Yup
"activist"	Yup
Spacing-reading	Yup
Guelph-Trent-York-graduating	Yup
CBC Radio-listening	Yup
indy rock-loving	Yup
spoiled altera-baby-producing	Nope
yoga-doing	Nope
Lulu Lemon-consuming	Nope
non-profit (of the non-threatening type)-supporting	Yup
Canadian nationalist	Yup
trust fund-sustained	Nope
MMP-voting (ha, losers!)	Yup
Edmonton-Winnipeg originating	Nope
Drake-Gladstone going	Yup

What the hell I'm talking about